Julie with a 🐝
Last Updated: Before 30 days ago
Eugene/spunfield
| Phone | ☎️ (503) 660-8685 |
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In the flesh, bitches. 💋💋💋 GOOD EVENING PERVERTS AND FELLOW HEDONISTS!! I'm sick of the holidays. Manufactured crap. I'm sick of sing-song mumble rappers. Fuck em. When you have a point, you'll naturally elucidate it clearly to those who NEED TO KNOW. I'm sick of America. Like a septuagenarian, trying vainly to conceal the Botox scars and collateral corporeal damage while teetering down an exit ramp in broken pink platform heels, from a highway to NOWHERE to a truck stop masquerading as a place where people live. NO ONE LIVES HERE ANYMORE, every street sign and highway mile marker should sing it forever in tobacco stain yellow script against the backdrop of the smog/spit sky, all cottage cheese spilled into a gasoline parking lot rainbow.. BACK TO THE FUCKING POINT: I'm available, I'm lucid as fuck and if there was ever a perfect little whore, you could retire the bitch henceforth cause I got this. I got YOU. I know exactly what you want. And it's waiting just down the street a piece. Rates cut by 30% across the board. Come get you some, cause this might be the best thing you ever "never heard of". 503 660 8685 DO NOT CALL ME. Text me. What year is it? smooches, hoes. xoxo Julie Bee « Back to eugene ts escorts. |
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